Saturday, August 21, 2010

Viciously Sweet

So i met this superstar today,


His name is Ricky.
Hes white.
His birthday falls on the same day as my dearest.
I can lift him.
He makes a hell lot of noise when somebody comes by.
Hes really active.
He loves frisbee and can jump really high.
Hes skinny but ill plump him up soon.
Hes the perfect companion.
I am deeply in-love with him.

Click on any highlighted words to see what he looks like...
He is my superstar!

I Rawr Baby Ricky!

Id post a picture of him but... I havent taken any. Ill post one as soon as i get a picture taken. Hehe.
(Maybe tomorrow) ;D <3

OMG! Its Milo from The Mask. (I miss that show, kind of)
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So i was reading some tongue twister to improve my focus, concentration and pronunciation.. Hahaha. Found something hilarious:


What did you have for breakfast?


- rubber balls and liquor!



What did you have for lunch?



- rubber balls and liquor!



What did you have for dinner?



- rubber balls and liquor!



What do you do when your sister comes home?



- rubber balls and liquor!




This however, is by far the LONGEST tongue twister i have came across...



When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. You can write good and copyright but copyright doesn't mean copy good - it might not be right good copy, right?
Now, writers of religious services write rite, and thus have the right to copyright the rite they write.
Conservatives write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric might write right rite, and have the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright would be right. Then it might be copy good copyright.
Should Thom Wright decide to write, then Wright might write right rite, which Wright has a right to copyright. Copying that rite would copy Wright's right rite, and thus violate copyright, so Wright would have the legal right to right the wrong. Right?
Legals write writs which is a right or not write writs right but all writs, copied or not, are writs that are copyright. Judges make writers write writs right.
Advertisers write copy which is copyright the copy writer's company, not the right of the writer to copyright. But the copy written is copyrighted as written, right?
Wrongfully copying a right writ, a right rite or copy is not right.


My personal favourites:




How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.


-And...-


I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


Unless they looked like this. Lol!


'Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye."
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Macy Gray- As Told By Ginger. (I used to love this show- shitloads)
Read into the lyrics.





Someone once told me the grass is much greener


On the other side









And I paid a visit 




well, it's possible I missed it




It seemed different, yet exactly the same (yeah, yeah, yeah)




Til further notice (til further notice)




I'm in-between (i'm in between)




From where I'm standing (from where in standing)




My grass is green









Someone once told me the grass is much greener




On the other side




"The grass is not always greener on the other side. So, value what you have more than what you want."

True?

Very true.


Id do this someday but with the proper porcelain paint ofcourse. Haha! =)

Travis- Side


They all believe there's someone watching over you
They're watching every single thing you say
And when you die 
They'll set you down and take you through
They'll realise one day
That the grass is always greener on the other side
The neighbour's got a new car that you wanna drive
And when time is running out you wanna stay alive
We all live under the same sky
We all will live, we all will die
There is no wrong, there is no right
The circle only has one side
We all try hard to live our lives in harmony
For fear of falling swiftly overboard
But life is both a major and minor key
Just open up the chord
But the grass is always greener on the other side
The neighbour's got a new car that you wanna drive
And when time is running out you wanna stay alive
We all live under the same sky
We all will live, we all will die
There is no wrong, there is no right
The circle only has one side

I was scratched by Persians Garfield look-a-like cats today. Ouch.


pierced-4-life
A fishs' lip piercing.


"If you had a brain (in either head), you would realize i was doing us both a favour!" -Love Happens.

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