George Lopez Show

I started watching George Lopez Show and it is really gooooood and extremely funny!!!!!!

Oh shit. Im addicted to George Lopez Show. O.O

He says the darnest things.
"Whats the point of celebrating birthdays?! Congratulations youre another year closer to death!"
"He wasnt killed by alcohol! He was hit by a beer truck!"
"Halloween is the only time of the year we get to dress as skeletons- the only time we get to look thin!"
"I wana love you but youre making it hard!"
Georges' mom (Benny) and son (Max) sitting on couch, George comes in and says," That is one scary ass costume! I like yours too Max."
"Ive got spirit yes i do! Ive got five minutes before work how about you?"
"If its what you love, you have got to have the guts to pursue it."
"It hurts not to have a father, it also hurts to disappoint your father."
"Its gonna be a sad party tonight."
Benny (Georges' mother),"we got matching tattoos, his says Manny (Georges' father) too."
"Yeah shes out of your league but your league is full of ugly girls."
"As a woman i try not to feel superior but you guys make it hard."
"I thought we had an agreement?! I dont make you chop the morning wood and you dont make me dance"



Thats them!


Hello- Lionel Richie

I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...

I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again how much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello, I've just got to let you know

'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying, I love you ...

Hello, is it me you're looking for?
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying ... I love you

-He reminds me of Martin Luther King-


Im still ending this with a quote! Hehe.


"Many people have told me I’ve changed. But the truth is... I think I’ve just found myself."